(via phil-mitchell)
Malcolm In The Middle is one of the best shows ever to exist.
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
thought it was time for something happy on this miserable fucking blog
This is the best post on the internet. The internet can end now, it can finish. This is it. Pig in gumboots. living. their. dream.
awwww its a baby pig in boots! looking all cute and civilised!
(via necrolust)
I really wanna spark a doobie off the olympic torch.. that would be satisfying
Sneaky Shank! :O I want this though I’d never even carry it around.. if I was to carry a weapon I’d hook myself up with a nice lil snub revolver.. those guns are so cute it almost justifies killing people with them
(Source: hellandhighwaterjeans, via queenofbeers)



